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@TheosTrek, Appearances can be deceiving, Masquerades, Mothers, Quotations, Sidey's Weekend Theme
Immediately, upon reading Sidey’s Weekend Theme, a poem leapt to my mind. My mother had quoted a similar line from as far back as I can remember. I didn’t know who wrote it, or where it was from - she might have made them up for all I knew. I later learned the origin of the poem – they are from the first verse of the lyrics to a wonderful duet in Gilbert & Sullivan’s operetta, “H.M.S. Pinafore;” they are sung by “Buttercup” and “Captain Corcoran.” Here are some of the beginning verses:
Buttercup:
“Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream;
Highlows pass as patent leathers;
Jackdaws strut in peacock feathers.”
Captain Corcoran:
“Very true,
So they do.”
Buttercup:
“Black sheep dwell in every fold;
All that glitters is not gold;
Storks turn out to be but logs;
Bulls are but inflated frogs.”
Captain Corcoran:
“So they be,
Frequently.”
Buttercup:
“Drops the wind and stops the mill;
Turbot is ambitious brill;
Gild the farthing if you will,
Yet it is a farthing still.”
Captain Corcoran:
Yes, I know.
That is so.
(You can hear the entire song by clicking on this link.)
When I was in college (“A many years ago, when I was young and charming…”) I had the privilege of being a founding member of The Gilbert and Sullivan Society at The University of Connecticut, during my sophomore year. The director was one of the music professors, Robert B. Hill, and he was (and still is) one of the most knowledgeable people I’ve ever known. In addition to being a scholar in Renaissance music, (“If music be the food of love, sing on!”) he was also known as a G&S expert. Our first year, we put on a production of ”Patience.” Patience is not as well-known as many of the G&S operettas, but it is a gem. I played the female comic lead, “Lady Jane.” I had a blast playing a pretentious older woman (“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”) in love with a “Swinburne-esque” (“We thank with brief thanksgiving whatever gods may be. . .”) fop, given to loudly reciting his own poetry. Read the Wikipedia synopsis of the operetta here.
The following year we put on the much more well-known “H.M.S. Pinafore.” I had the pleasure of being cast as “Buttercup.” While I knew the basic plot of Pinafore, I was not completely familiar with all the music, so it was a delightful surprise when upon first reading the libretto I saw that the duet, quoted above, begins with those lines that I grew up hearing quoted countless times. I remember calling my mother (“A mother’s love endures through all.”) and asking her if she had any idea where those lines came from. She didn’t. They had been quoted to her by her mother (“An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.”). As my children will tell you, I have carried on the rich (or annoying, depending on your perspective) tradition of quoting the odd lines of poetry and/or lyrics that seem appropriate for whatever situation in which we might find ourselves. I can picture them rolling their eyes even now. Admittedly, that habit could be rather obnoxious – which is the way I felt when my mom did it to me. I am looking forward to the day I see our sons doing the same to their children! It is bound to happen. It is apparently a genetic disease. There is no known cure. (Which an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of.)
To all of you, my Gentle Readers, I might seem to be, generally, a happy and contented person. Well, “All generalizations are false, including this one.” So if things aren’t always what they seem to be is considered, generally, to be true, it is therefore not true, which because it is a generalization, makes it false. Generally.
Excuse me while I go put some cream in my coffee. At least that’s what it looks like – the cream, I mean. . .or is that skim milk? And I don’t even like coffee! But, Gentle Readers, “You’re the cream in my coffee. . .” And now I find that you might be just skim milk. . .
Have you had enough. . .?
(wc 707)

Enough of G&S? Never. Last year I saw Pinafore in San Antonio and The Mikado and Patience in Austin. A very good year. Quoting odd lines or lyrics in appropriate situations is one of the things that makes life worth living. Years ago, I had two of my senior high school English classes read The Mikado aloud. They were surprised at how much fun it was.
What great fun that recitation must have been! Wish I had been there. In any event, I am so glad you dropped by my blog, and I do hope you will come back for more. I do not post as frequently as I used to, but I try to put something up at least twice a week. I have started to get more and more involved in writing and photography, that the less serious writing (and sometimes more fun, and always a LOT easier!), gets pushed to the back of the queue.
In any event, welcome, come back, and I wish you enough. . .
I was in a subsequent production of the group, “The Gondoliers” and had a blast. We performed in the haunted Capitol Theater in Willimantic. Great tiems. Great stories. Bob Hill left UConn shortly after that. I’m curious to know what happened to him.
I had planned on coming to see Gondoliers, but at the last minute, was unable to – much to my regret. Bob and I are fast friends, and in fairly frequent communication. He is doing great, and living happily with his partner in a brownstone house he restored in Cambridge, Mass. If you would like his e-mail let me know, and I will send it to you that way. My address is: ptohlinecalhoun@gmail.com.
BTW, did you know Mary Collier? She died, while living on the Isle of Wight, in April of 2011. I also am in touch with Jack (John) Hutchinson – “Hutch,” He is also doing well, and lives in Albuquerque. As I recall, he also participated in Gondoliers, while he was working on his MFA. David, were you a freshman the year you did Gondoliers? I do not remember your name, but that could just be my age! I would have been a senior the year you did Gondoliers, but took that year off, and came back the following year to finish up. I should have met you during that time, but that year I concentrated mostly on my “minor” concentration of Drama, and did a lot of things over in that building next door. I understand the Fine Arts Department has a beautiful new facility now – at least “New” since I was a student at UConn. I have not been back a single time since I left in 1974. Just haven’t had the opportunity.
I’m so glad you “found” my blog. How did you? Come visit any time!
Paula — Anne McQuaid Caluori here (also worked the Gondoliers show mentioned above, as rehearsal pianist). Have wondered often over the years about Bob Hill, who was my advisor for a couple years, hoping that he is doing well. UCONN’s rep theatre group mounted a new Pirates production last summer under Terrence Mann’s direction which was a total hoot and so reminded me of the work we did in G&S Society. So pleased to have found your blog and the chain of memories back to UCONN days…..
Paula, a soulmate here I find. I was brought up on G&S. I was watching performances of the Mikado at 14 years old. My parents passed the love of G&S on to me. This year we have had a G&S festival and bought either video tapes or DVDs covering the range of operas. Now we are refining our choices, and have re-bought copies of Pinafore and The Pirates.
So your quote lifted my heart and made it sing!
Lovely.!
John.
I have recently been in communication with our G&S director, Bob Hill, and he tells me he has found the reel-to-reel recording of our production of Pinafore. I hope to get him to convert it to CD – would be a kick to hear it. Alas, he also made a tape of Patience, but he has been unable to locate it. It has been a long time. . .
Of all the things I might be– skim milk isn’t one of them, ROFL. I would have loved to seen you acting and when you write your poems they come to me in voice, I’m sure is yours.
Great post!
You and Patrecia – not much on the skim milk, I see. . .
Ooh, thanks for the G&S trip! I’ve been in a couple of productions and they were truly fabulous experiences! One season with a group in Connecticut (Pinafore and Trial by Jury) and in Philadelphia (Pirates of Penzance). Such great music and lyrics.
Fun, aren’t they? What parts did you play, and where in Connecticut?
I was a chorus member in both shows. It was in Simsbury, CT, not far from Hartford.
Pirates was fun because I was one of the innocent your wards of the Major General – and I was 7 months pregnant!
Interesting, Patti! The girl who played both Patience in “Patience” and Josephine in “Pinafore,” was from Simsbury! Her name was Christine Hand, now Chris Parliman. She was UConn, class of ’72 (I was ’73), and we were roommates for a year. Perhaps you knew/know her? Now, THAT would make this a small world! I just found out that Not Quite Old was at UConn the same years I was – same class and everything. . .(didn’t know her, and we had different majors, and it is a HUGE school!).
You can fool some of the people some of the time
But if you try to pull the wool over PTC’s eyes
You’ll be sorry you put all your eggs in that basket
Because the grass is always greener
When you have a bird in the hand
Rather than two Buttercups in the bush
Well done!
Oh, Nancy, you do crack me up. Love you comment
I have been working an an apt reply to this wonderful comment, Nancy, but you have me bested, here! I had a great laugh! Thanks!
Yay! Mission accomplished.
Don’t expect that to happen very often, though!
Funny! I am not skimmed milk..I am 100% dairy cream
Great post and much enjoyable reading
Thank you, Patrecia!
I really enjoyed this!
Or maybe I only seemed to, to myself. Maybe I wasn’t, really, if you watched me closely …
A kindred spirit. I love G & S, and also G & T … er, I mean, plain G, with the Bab Ballads. Ever read through them? I know ‘Phrenology’, ‘Gentle Alice Brown’ and ‘The Yarn of the Nancy Bell’ off by heart.
G&T – one of the few that I don’t like! The T’s OK, but the G? Yeeech! V&T, and R&T (not to be confused with R&B) are both terrific. But I don’t drink anymore. Of course, I don’t drink any less either. . .
I found myself telling my son “A stitch in time saves nine” just the other day. I followed with a walk into another room, where I promptly raised my fists and shouted, “Curses! I’ve turned into my mother!” And my dad couldn’t stop laughing
Land Sakes.
This is my lament when I look for quality. Younger people put me in awe over the way in which they accept that goods and materials are made to look good, but in fact will fall apart after a few uses.
My mother’s often quoted quote was “Every dog has his day”. She learned that from her mother, too. It was oft quoted when I, like my mother, being the youngest, was impatient to grow up and to do what my older siblings got to do. I heard her repeat that quote umpty-ump times while I was growing up. I quoted it to our boys only sparingly.
Hubs