Sidey’s weekend theme is “Feet.”
Herewith my contribution:
Somewhere below my enormous seat,
I’ve discovered that I have two feet.
Occasionally they are visible to me
At times when something’s risible to me.
When I laugh, my belly sways back and forth
Or down and up, from south to north.
So, if I stand in just the right way,
My feet, for a moment, see the light of day.
Otherwise, they stand planted in the shade
‘Neath the adipose shadow my belly has made.
Therefore, in order for my feet to get a tan
I laugh as often as I can.
‘Cause since I’m neither trim nor buff,
I must laugh long, and hard, and often enough. . .