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 http://sundaywhirl.wordpress.com/2014/06/29/wordle-167/

THE LOCKER ROOM PEP TALK YOU DON’T HEAR MUCH ABOUT

The most important thing a player must learn

besides there is no “I” in team,

the key play to master in each twist and turn

in each single phase of each single game;

listen up now, and be present with me

as I share with you this grain of truth – 

approach with a level head what I tell you,

I better not see even one glint of laughter

nor hear a guffaw, nor a snort of derision.

Whenever a game is broadcast on TV,

I don’t care how much you are itching down there,

you must resist all temptation to scratch!

I guarantee that at least one camera will zoom in

and focus their lens on your hands, and believe me

the viewers will attach their eyes on each movement

you make, and where it occurs. And wisecracks will

sound from the mouths of the idiots, like,

“What? You checkin’ to find out they’re still there?”

Or some other phrase even dumber than that,

and all of their buddies will hoot and die laughing!

But worse than all that, is that your poor mothers

will be both embarrassed and ashamed, thinking

you have no good manners, and then they’ll all come

and bawl me out, for something you were too stupid

to know or to learn this dumb stuff

that I’ve just been preachin’ about!

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I hope Coach said enough. . .

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